Nicknamed Europe’s Ron Jeremy’, pornstar and director Roberto Malone is a living legend in the Euro porn scene. Like Ron, he’s short, hairy, stocky, swarthy, and loves garish gold accoutrements. And just as Ron the Hedgehog’ isn’t the conventional handsome leading man, Roberto is also an acquired taste. However, he more than makes up for his lack of looks with his fat dick and screw style. He was born in 1956 in Turin, Italy, and started at every man’s dream job in 1987. According to porno-lore, he didn’t inform his then-wife that he had landed the plum gig of cock-for-hire. He would just go out every day from 9-5, telling his wife that he worked in an office. She eventually found out and wasn’t impressed, but that’s her loss! After they broke up, Roberto married fellow pornstar Zara Whites (definitely trading up), and when they called it quits, he married porn starlet Eva Falk. While we’re on the topic of porn families, Roberto’s son, Andrea Malone, is following in his father’s footsteps and is also a pornstar. Roberto is now retired, but with over 400 scenes consisting of his athletic fucking, this Italian stallion will forever be hailed as one of the great men of smut.