Dudes love Clint Eastwood’s hard-as-nails, tough-guy cop, but that’s not who we’re here to talk about. Today we have an even cooler role model who happens to share the same name as that character from the 70s action-film series. An inspiration to men everywhere, pornstar Dirty Harry didn’t even start plowing sluts on film until he turned 52, and then fucked his way through 500+ scenes over the course of his career. Starting in 2002, he’s given the business to every hot chick from Ashley Blue to Allie Haze. What’s even more awesome about this king of bros is he’s a spindly dude with a big dick and the traditional – now unfashionable – porno moustache. He’s a throwback to the not-so-good-looking stars of the golden age of porn, and that’s exactly why we love him. We don’t know about you, but we’re sick of male porn performers who are prettier than the women they are catering too. We’re not alone in our appreciation, as Harry was nominated for 8 AVN awards in a ton of different categories. He’s now basically retired, but his legacy continues, thanks to his two sons who both work in pornography behind the scenes.