Tiny hot-to-trot blonde Allysin Chaynes was born in Romania in 1979 but is every inch a product of the San Fernando Valley, where she was raised after her family relocated there. Allysin’s a trained actress who grew up taking acting lessons with the goal of breaking into the movies. But by her senior year of high school, she began thinking about working in California’s other famous film industry. So, upon turning 18, Allysin and her boyfriend at the time answered an ad in the newspaper looking to cast amateur pornstars, and her career was born. She originally chose ‘Allysin Wonderland’ as her porn name but eventually settled on the hard-rock-sounding ‘Allysin Chaynes’, evoking the seminal grunge band ‘Alice in Chains’. An instant success, Allysin went on to star in hundreds of pornos, and it’s obvious why. She’s an adorable, pint-sized 5-foot firecracker weighing in at slightly under 100lbs. Her cute face, fun-sized breasts, and sexual know-how all add up to a cum-bucket worth pounding your meat over. Allysin retired from the adult business in 2005 but made a brief return in 2007 before retiring once again. We’re hoping Allysin will come back once more as a smoking hot MILF.